SEMINARS FOR FEMALES (prepared and presented by males)


1.    Elementary Map Reading
2.    Crying and Law Enforcement
3.    Advanced Math Seminar: Programming Your VCR
4.    You CAN Go Shopping for Less than 4 Hours
5.    Gaining Five Pounds vs. The End of the World: A Study in Contrast
6.    The Seven-Outfit Week
7.    PMS:It's YOUR Problem, Not Mine ("It's Happened Monthly Since Puberty:
      Deal With it")
8.    Driving I:Getting Past Automatic Transmissions
9.    Driving II: The Meaning of Blinking Orange Lights
10.   Driving III: Approximating a Constant Speed
11.   Driving IV: Makeup and Driving: It's As Simple As Oil and Water
12.   Football: Not a Game: A Sacrament
13.   Telephone Translation (formerly titled "Me Too Equals I Love You")
14.   How to Earn Your Own Money
15.   Gift-giving Fundamentals (formerly titled "Fabric Bad, Electronics
       Good")
16.   Putting the Seat Down By Yourself: Potential Energy is on Your Side
17.   Beyond "Clean and Dirty": The Nuances of Wearable Laundry
18.   Yes, You Can Fill Up At A Self Serve Station
19.   Joys of the Remote Control: Reaping the Benefits of 50+ Channels
20.   What Goes Around Comes round: Why His Credit Card is Not a Toy
21.   His Best Friend Can Be Yours Too
22.   His Poker Games: Deal Yourself Out
23.   Commitment Schmittment (formerly titled "Wedlock Schmedlock")
24.   To Honor and Obey:Remembering the Small Print Above "I Do"
25.   Why Your Mother Is Unwelcome In The House
26.   Your Mate: Selfish Bastard, or Victimized Sensitive Man?

 SEMINARS FOR MALES (prepared and presented by females)


1.    Combatting  Stupidity
2.    You, Too, Can Do Housework
3.    PMS: Learn When to Keep Your Mouth Shut
4.    How to Fill an Ice Tray
5.    We Do Not Want Sleazy Underthings for Christmas: Give us Money
6.    Understanding the Female Response to Your Coming in Drunk at 4:00am
7.    Wonderful Laundry Techniques (formerly titled "Don't Wash my Silks")
8.    Parenting: No, It Doesn't End With Conception
9.    Get a Life: Learn to Cook
10.   How Not to Act Like a Jackass  When You're Obviously Wrong
11.   Spelling: Even You Can Get it Right
12.   Understanding Your Financial Incompetence
13.   You: The Weaker Sex
14.   Reasons to Give Flowers
15.   How to Stay Awake in Public
16.   Why it is Unacceptable to Relieve Yourself Anywhere but the bathroom
17.   Garbage: Getting it to the Curb
18.   You Can Fall Asleep Without IT if You Really Try
19.   The Morning Dilemma if IT's awake: Take a Shower
20.   I'll Wear it if I Damn Well Please
21.   How to Put the Toilet Lid Down (formerly titled "No, It's Not a
      Bidet")
22.   "The Weekend" and "Sports" are Not Synonyms
23.   Give Me a Break: Why We Know Your Excuses are Bull
24.   How to Go Shopping with Your Mate and Not Get Lost
25.   The Remote Control: Overcoming Your Dependency
26.   Romanticism: Ideas Other Than Sex
27.   Helpful Postural Hints for Couch Potatoes
28.   Mothers-in-Law: They are People Too
29.   Male Bonding: Leaving Your Friends at Home
30.   You, Too, Can Be a Designated Driver
31.   Seeing the True You (formerly titled "No, You Don't Look Like Mel
      Gibson When Naked")
32.   Changing Your Underwear: It Really Works
33.   The Attainable Goal: Omitting "tits"  From Your Vocabulary
34.   Fluffing the Blankets After Flatulating is Not Necessary
35.   Techniques for calling home