Article 579 of rec.humor.funny.reruns:
Newsgroups: rec.humor.funny.reruns
Subject: Heaven and Hell
From: egil@tc.fluke.COM (Kevin Summers)
Approved: rhf-reruns@clari.net
Keywords: funny, originally appeared in 1989
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Date: Fri, 17 Oct 97 19:20:04 EDT
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Heaven is a place where:
	The lovers are Italian
	The cooks are French
	The mechanics are German
	The police are English
	The government is run by the Swiss

Hell is a place where:
	The lovers are Swiss
	The cooks are English
	The mechanics are French
	The police are German
	The government is run by the Italians

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